Bronco's Fall Tour

22nd Oct 2011

Bloggin' at City Weekly Part Deux

Ryan’ writes second installment of Bronco’s tour diary on Salt Lake City Weekly music blog.

20th Oct 2011

I think it’s safe to say that there was a Bigfoot sighting. Or was it all just a dream?

17th Oct 2011

FINAL STATS

# discs eaten: 4 (2 of those in the last 24 hours!)

# Monster DUBS (a high performance beverage for ballers) consumed: ZWEI

# times a random bystander told me about his convertible: 1

# cats seen running through the fields of Oregon: 2!!

# random organ patch decisions made during the rock-out section of “Cover Your Tracks”: 5

# Chapters read of “The Prince”: 12

# times I personally repeated comedy routine segments or catch-phrases: 34,468

# years I have been gigging to miss the necessary exit on the highway: TOO MANY

# breakthroughs in the instantaneous recognition of intervals: 0.5

# hours spent wearing a bandana: 30 (thanks Leif for sartorial guidance)

# Stevie Wonder songs memorized: 0.25

# tracks from the Harry Smith Anthology of American Music I listened to and thought

that I could sample to make a def beat: 8

# attempts at communication from my power animal: zero

# times I was mocked by a male Idaho native desperate to impress a girl to whom I had asked “pardon me, are you using this chair”? in my faggy, city-boy talk: 1

# cool people let me crash at their home during our tour: 8 ( thank you, thank you!)

# Hostess products eaten in lieu of breakfast: ZERO

# times I watched Wild Steve’s classic Youtube video: 3

# times I nailed the toughest lick that I play on a Bronco song(“Don’t Slow Me Down”): 2

MANY

COUNT!