Ryan’ writes second installment of Bronco’s tour diary on Salt Lake City Weekly music blog.
# discs eaten: 4 (2 of those in the last 24 hours!)
# Monster DUBS (a high performance beverage for ballers) consumed: ZWEI
# times a random bystander told me about his convertible: 1
# cats seen running through the fields of Oregon: 2!!
# random organ patch decisions made during the rock-out section of “Cover Your Tracks”: 5
# Chapters read of “The Prince”: 12
# times I personally repeated comedy routine segments or catch-phrases: 34,468
# years I have been gigging to miss the necessary exit on the highway: TOO MANY
# breakthroughs in the instantaneous recognition of intervals: 0.5
# hours spent wearing a bandana: 30 (thanks Leif for sartorial guidance)
# Stevie Wonder songs memorized: 0.25
# tracks from the Harry Smith Anthology of American Music I listened to and thought
that I could sample to make a def beat: 8
# attempts at communication from my power animal: zero
# times I was mocked by a male Idaho native desperate to impress a girl to whom I had asked “pardon me, are you using this chair”? in my faggy, city-boy talk: 1
# cool people let me crash at their home during our tour: 8 ( thank you, thank you!)
# Hostess products eaten in lieu of breakfast: ZERO
# times I watched Wild Steve’s classic Youtube video: 3
# times I nailed the toughest lick that I play on a Bronco song(“Don’t Slow Me Down”): 2
This tour was magical…..
Finally! A true piece of art that captures how we all see ourselves after 10 days on the road.
At home I am a nice guy: but I don’t want the world to know. Humble people, I’ve found, don’t get very far.
Some people call Paris the city of love, but we think it is Boise. We saw many old friends and made some new ones.
“I think I just killed somebody.” - Phil Spector
It takes a lot of juice if you are surfing.
- Tyler Anderson.
I’d rather be chilly then hot.
- Ryan Shelton.